![]() ![]() And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you’ll be able to function as a Guardian is supposed to function. But Guardian? The only hope you have is to accept the fact that scout rifles don’t exist. You didn’t hoard scout rifles because you think there’s still hope. Guardian 2, still calm: We’re all scared. Guardian 2, hunkers down and reacts in a calm voice: “Guardian, do you know why you didn’t hoard scout rifles?” Guardian 1, in shame: “When I started playing. This situation is what inspired one of the darkest pieces of dialogue from the classic Destiny 2 miniseries Band of Guardians: I would like to propose the idea that those people are all part of a secret message board that shares strategies for trolling the rest of the world into thinking there is a chance that scout rifles will ever drop again. You may hear from people who claimed they were able - after many hours - to farm the necessary scout rifles. To that end, the team may have created a game that uses advanced machine learning to detect when you begin this process, and will then completely stop dropping blue or purple scout rifles. I don’t have the numbers to prove this, but it’s my theory that Bungie hates you and everyone else who attempts this quest. So joke’s on you if you thought that would help! Oh, and the game also won’t accept exotic scout rifles, if you have any of those to dismantle. The greatest trick Destiny 2 ever pulled was convincing the world it used to drop Scout rifles /biY84fyYEe- Ben Kuchera September 21, 2017
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